Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Wise words from wise men:
1) Whereever u go, there u R.
2) You have to seek life with your whole soul.
3) Put it DOWN.
"U want things to be easy, it cannot. U want problems to go away, it doesn't. The issues we face will not go away. U would not achieve what u desire w/o effort. Instead of doing that, learn to live with them, overcome them and achieve what u seek."
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
guess most have already watched this before... Parent's Wish
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Let me whineeeeeeeeeee...............
First thing i see when i step out of the house today was a damn iguana with a freaking fat roach in its mouth scurrying away near the stairways. Got frightened by it and almost tripped. Gross gross gross... eeks.
Then next thing is on the mrt, i have tis indian lady with baby on the lap seated right beside me and that little indian must be tinking she is in a playpool or wat... kicks her tiny feet with such gutso non-stop. I'm not made of water lor, though it doesnt hurt but it is really irritating. Today's the first time i saw a baby but i didnt bother to smile or make funny faces. I wld hv showed the middle finger if i could... Yes my mood was this bad.
Oh btw, is today Deepavali or wat? Everywhere i go, within a radius of 5m, i see at least 10 indians.. no joke sia. Even right now when i am blogging away in the mac.. out of the 10 tables ard me, 4 are occupied by indians. Oh... the counter staff also indian. Wassup wassup... (that said, I AM NOT RACIST OKIES!)
And also, I have this thing about me that my instincts are alwis very strong and accurate. If i hv an ill feeling about how things might turn out a certain way, usually it will be the case and lately such feelings are getting a tad too frequent and it really freaks me abit. And today i have this really strong feeling that there is gonna be this heavy downpour on the way to my client's office and YES... there's indeed a damn heavy downpour right at his office area. Best! Why so zhun one... then let me strike TOTO lah.
After the appointment, i had planned to go fix the speakers of my laptop but didnt get to do so. Because i was told, "Yes, u have a 3-year warranty on parts but you just passed your one year warranty on services. So before we replace ur faulty parts for free. we nid you to pay $84 excluding GST for the service to check if the speakers are really faulty." NICE LOR... i am so not gg to pay that money cos there's no guarantee the parts will be fixed. Tink i rather spend $100 on a set of really good external speakers.
So here i am right now at the mac blogging away and fattening my already very fat self up once more. Luck is really not on my side today. I had to choose the slower of the two queues when from the initial looks of it, the queue i chose should be the faster one.
So why is my queue slower? that's bcos indian man 1 wants XXX, indian man 2 wants YYY and indian man 3 who suddenly popped out from nowhere came and demand ZZZ. (indian man 1, 2 & 3 are frenz) and then Indian counter girl corked up on the orders and a good 5mins was spent trying to get the damn order right. So when it comes to my turn, i realised that the indian counter girl is rather corked up cos she cannot understand my orders and hence a longer wait. (see! told ya there's damn alot of indians ard today.) Oh... Dun ask me wat i ate... too ashamed to tell. It is just one of those days whereby i had to overeat to compensate for the sueh-ness of the day. (okies... i noe lame excuse to binge.)
Just a tot, how can 200g of ice-cream make me 1kg heavier? tmd.
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006
i apologise for putting obscenities on my blog but i tot i shd share this pix.
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Damnz.. how could i have forgotten to intro this place to you all?
Check out INDULGZ, a boutique bistro that serves modern contemporary cuisine. Click on da link for food menu.
My personal faves from the restaurant are Butterfish Steak, Stuffed Portobello and the die-die-also-must-order Chocolate Fondue. I tot it was quite nice that they didnt charge more for the great food served.
Address: 9 Tan Quee Lan St #01-01. (erm.. it is actually a road across bugis junction and right opp the big DHL balloon.)
Oh not to forget... big THANKS to cy for specially coming back online to tell me the answer to my prev post. it's either i am old, stupid or lazy to not hv tink of it... *sigh*. Come to tink of it.. how can i be old, stupid or lazy.. that would be an insult to cy... So no lah.. for benefits of both parties.. i aint old, stupid or lazy but cy is very smart! haha...
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Saturday, November 11, 2006
ppl, pls check tis out and tell me how it works really... i wonder is there any mathematical logic behind it?
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Thursday, November 09, 2006
How Normal Are You?
Hello ppl, here's some fun stuff for u all to do.
Take a close look and find the man's head amongst the coffeebeans
According to medical experiments:
If you can find the Man's Head within 3 seconds,your right brain is more developed than normal people. (haha... i belong to tis category. then again so wat?)
If you can find the Man's Head within 1 minute, your right brain is developed normally.
If you can find the Man's Head within 1-3 minutes, your right brain is slow in reacting, you should eat more meat protein.
If you can't find the Man's Head, your right brains a disaster... extremely slow in reacting, the only suggestion is please watch cartoons to help develop your right brain normally.
AND YES THERE REALLY IS A MAN IN THERE...
Good luck to finding the man!
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有人每次都爱问我喜欢做什么？ 其实我很想说，我喜欢坐享其成！ Very lazy hor? I know.
People says, The Early Bird Gets The Worm. But I much prefer this... The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese. Hahaha.. i wanna be the 2nd mouse sia.
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Finally went to watch The Prestige today. I like the twists and turns of the movie... haha... are you watching closely? Exactly the type of movies i like. Anybody who has yet to watch it.. pls do so soon cos i tink the movie is gonna be off screen soon.
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Wednesday, November 08, 2006
"There's plenty of time to sleep when you're dead"
i wanna live by tat statement but how da hell can ppl sleep like 1-2hrs a day and still manage to look good, no racoon-eyes, no sallow face, no zits and fresh looking and still stay mentally alert?
dat's freaking unfair. i lack sleep and i turn dumb and fugly instantaneously. damnz!
i hv been managing 3-4hrs of sleep a day for damn long. i can feel the toil on my body... tis is suicidal.
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Saturday, November 04, 2006
best lor! in my earlier post, i rem i asked how many times does a person's shoes malfunction in their lifetime and today my shoes gave way yet again! I had to get a new pair to replace on da spot.. although this means extra money spent but well the new pair of heels was quite a worthy buy. sometimes i tink i am juz really good at self-consolation.
insult me if u want as well.. cos i said i wont be gg to vivocity anytime soon and i am back there today and WILL BE GOING THERE again tom! damnz.. i am so good at eating my own words as well... tink i am starting to not believe in myself anymore. arrgghhh...
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Thursday, November 02, 2006
Andy Rooney says
I know i am not 30 yet lah.. but nearing lor *sianz*. Anyways, this is an article that i read long ago and stumbled upon it again. tot i shall put it here for all to share. i esp like the last bit. haha.
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".
Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
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